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Saddam Hussein
The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein beause of the nature of Saddam Hussein, his history and his willingness to terrorize himself.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Saddam Hussein
Terror
Removing Saddam Hussein was the right decision early in my presidency, it is the right decision now, and it will be the right decision ever.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Saddam Hussein
After last week’s preliminary hearing Saddam Hussein was asked if he needed anything while in custody; “Yes,” he said, “Michael Jackson’s lawyer.”
Dara Ó Briain
(1972 – ) Irish comedian & television presenter
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Saddam Hussein
Nothing he [Saddam Hussein] has done has convinced me – I'm confident the Secretary of Defense – that he is the kind of fellow that is willing to forgo weapons of mass destruction, is willing to be a peaceful neighbor, that is – will honor the people – the Iraqi people of all stripes, will – values human life.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Saddam Hussein
When I need a little advice about Saddam Hussein, I turn to country music.
George H. W. Bush
(1924 – 2018) 41st U.S. president
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Saddam Hussein