Keyword: Sailing

Watching an America's Cup race is like watching grass grow.

(1885 – 1933) columnist & writer
Sports

No matter how strong the breeze when you leave the dock, once you have reached the furthest point from port the wind will die.

Murphy’s Laws Sports

The amount of wind will vary inversely with the number and experience of the people you take on board.

Murphy’s Laws Sports

Did you know that the only Israeli gold medal in the history of the Olympics was in sailing? … further reinforcing the stereotype that Jews don’t tip!

Jewish-American stand-up comedian & writer
Sports