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Saving
Saving love doesn't bring any interest.
Mae West
(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
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Saving
She took my son to Costco, bought 14 pounds of Oreos – and saved us money somehow.
Joey Kola
American stand-up comedian
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Saving
The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
Ehrlich's Rule
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Saving is a very fine thing; especially when your parents have done it for you.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
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The shortest measurable interval of time is the time between the moment one puts a little extra aside for a sudden emergency and the arrival of that emergency.
Dunn's Discovery
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Saving is a very fine thing; especially when your parents have it for you.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
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