Keyword: Schizophrenia

My father is schizophrenic, but he’s good people.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer

It's hard to be nice to some paranoid schizophrenics just because she lives in your body.

(1956 – ) American entertainer & comedian

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer

If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.

(1920 – ) Hungarian writer

Is it possible to mistake schizophrenia for telepathy, I hear you ask.

comedian

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.

Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia.


Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m a schizophrenic, and so am I.

(1942 – ) Scottish comedian, musician & actor

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m schizophrenic and so am I.

(1942 – ) Scottish comedian, musician & actor

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor