Keyword: Self-esteem

I have low self-esteem; when were in bed together, I would fantasize that I was someone else.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor

I have the same New Year’s resolution every year; I decide to drink heavily… because I know I can do it, which will build my self-esteem.

American actress, comedian, writer & musician

There is no ‘I’ in self-esteem.

(1982 – ) American comedian & actress

I have low self-esteem, but I express it the healthy way… by eating a box of Double-Stuf Oreos.

(1966) American actress

He’s suffering from a lack of self of steam.

If everybody grows up with high self-esteem, who's gonna dance in our strip-clubs?

(1965 – 2010) American stand-up comedian & television personality

I got a cousin who's a psychotic with low self-esteem; he only wants to assassinate the vice president.

television writer, producer & director

The meal is not over when I'm full – the meal is over when I hate myself.

Louis Szekely (1967 – ) American comedian, writer, actor & director

Self-esteem: An erroneous appraisement.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

I live near a remedial school and outside there is a sign that says, slow – children; that can't be good for their self esteem.

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor

Most people’s self-esteem isn't low enough.