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Sense of humor
He would sooner keep hot coals in his mouth than a witticism.
Andrew Bonar
(1810 – 1892) Scottish minister
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On Lord Birkenhead
Sense of humor
A sense of humor and a good bullpen.
‘Whitey’ Herzog
(1931 – ) American baseball player & manager
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Requirements of a good manager
Sense of humor
A sense of humor is what makes you laugh at something that would make you sore if it happened to you!
Alfred E. Neuman
fictional mascot and cover boy of
Mad
, an American humor magazine
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Sense of humor
Do you know why God withheld the sense of humor from women? … that we may love you instead of laugh at you.
Mrs. Patrick Campbell
(1865-1940) English actress
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Sense of humor
Sense Of Humor: Being able to laugh at your friends’ misfortunes.
Anonymous
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Sense of humor