Keyword: Sharks

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool.

(1927 – 2007) American newspaper columnist
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
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I’m disappointed with every movie about sharks that closes with “The End” instead of “Fin.”

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Interesting fact: a shark will only attack you if you’re wet.

(1963 – ) English comedian & actor
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I’m afraid of sharks – but only in a water situation.

(1973 – ) American comedian
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You always hear a headline like this,”Man Killed By Shark,” you never hear it from the other perspective, “Man Swims in Shark Infested Waters, Forgets He's Shark Food.”

(1950 – ) American cartoonist The Far Side
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