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Siamese twins
I knew these Siamese twins; they moved to England, so the other one could drive.
Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
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Siamese twins
Siamese Twins: First person plural.
Anonymous
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Siamese twins
Siamese twins are interesting because they are the only people who can write a biography and an autobiography at the same time.
Demetri Martin
(1973 – ) American comedian
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Siamese twins
I have an interesting case. I’m treating two sets of Siamese twins with split personalities. I’m getting paid by eight people.
Woody Allen
(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
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As Leonard Zelig in “Zelig”
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Siamese twins
I have an interesting case. I’ m treating two sets of Siamese twins with split personalities. I’ m getting paid by eight people.
Woody Allen
(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
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As Leonard Zelig in “Zelig” As Leonard Zelig in “Zelig”
Siamese twins