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Silence
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
Abraham Lincoln
(1809 – 1865) 16th U.S. president
Communication
Fools
Intelligence
Speech
(also Mark Twain)
Silence
If there is a substitute for brains it has to be silence.
Anonymous
Intelligence
Silence
The silence was deafening.
Oxymoron
Oxymorons
Silence
When he was held up by a robber who demanded, "Your money or your life?" Jack's silence while he thought it over was the funniest thing never said on radio.
George Burns
(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Entertainment
Jack Benny
Radio
Silence
Silence: True wisdom’s best reply.
Anonymous
Definitions
Wisdom
Silence
Silence is foolish if we are wise, but wise if we are foolish.
Charles Caleb Colton
(1780 – 1832) English cleric, writer & collector
Communication
Speech
Silence
God is silent; now if only man would shut up.
Woody Allen
(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
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God
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Silence
Silence: Having nothing to say and saying it.
Anonymous
Communication
Definitions
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Speech
Silence
Silence is bliss.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Silence
You have the right to remain silent; anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.
Anonymous
Communication
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Speech
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Silence