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Singing
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She ought to be arrested for loitering in front of an orchestra.
Bette Midler
(1945 – ) singer, actress & comedian
Entertainment
Insults
About Helen Reddy
Performing
Singing
Even the deaf would be traumatized by prolonged exposure to the most hideous croak in Western culture; Richards' voice is simply horrible.
Nick Coleman
(1950 – ) journalist & columnist
Insults
Keith Richards
Singing
The first time I saw you on stage I realized what a wonderful voice you've got; I think you're so brave not to have had it trained.
Mrs. Patrick Campbell
(1865-1940) English actress
Entertainment
Insults
Reviews/Criticism
Singing
To an actress
Drew Barrymore sings so badly, deaf people refuse to watch her lips move.
Woody Allen
(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Reviews/Criticism
Drew Barrymore
Singing
Anything too stupid to be said is sung.
Voltaire
(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist
Entertainment
Intelligence
Stupidity
Singing
If a thing isn’t worth saying, you sing it.
Pierre-Augustin Caron de Beaumarchais
(1732 – 1799) French playwright, inventor, musician & diplomat
Entertainment
Singing
Listen Edith, I know you’re singing, you know you’re singing, but the neighbors may think I’m torturing you.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Entertainment
TV/Movie Quotes
Singing
Torture
When someone sings his own praises, he always gets the tune too high.
Mary H. Waldrip
(1949 – ) English nurse
Characteristics
Egotism
Singing
Quartet: Four men, all of whom think that the other three can’t sing.
Anonymous
Definitions
Entertainment
Quartet
Singing
She was a singer who had to take every note above A with her eyebrows.
Montague Glass
(1877 – 1934) British-American lawyer & writer
Entertainment
Reviews/Criticism
Singing
Sin, choirs of angels, sin in exultation.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Singing
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