Keyword: Singing (Page 2)

Drew Barrymore sings so badly, deaf people refuse to watch her lips move.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Reviews/Criticism

She was a singer who had to take every note above A with her eyebrows.

(1877 – 1934) British-American lawyer & writer
Entertainment Reviews/Criticism

Sin, choirs of angels, sin in exultation.

Church Bulletins

The worst feature of a new baby is its mother’s singing.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Children Family Mothers Old

I can't sing, but I know how to, which is quite different.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
Entertainment Self

Choir: A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the Congregation to lip-sync.

Definitions

He sounds like he's got a brick dangling from his willy, and a food-mixer making purée of his tonsils.

British music journalist, author & broadcaster
Insults

I'm glad he died before me, because I didn't want him to sing at my funeral.

(1918 – 2002) Irish comedian, writer, musician, poet & playwright
Death People

It's ill-becoming for an old broad to sing about how bad she wants it… but occasionally we do.

(1917 – 2010) American singer & actress
Entertainment People Sex Women

He sings like he's throwing up.

(1963 – ) British actor, comedian, television presenter & executive producer
Insults

He couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket.

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