Keyword: Sitting

Where you stand depends on where you sit.

Murphy’s Laws

No good decision was ever made in a swivel chair.

(1885 – 1945) U.S. Army general
Intelligence

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

(1902 – 1971) American humorist & poet
Money Occupations People Work

It is my last wish to be buried sitting up.

(1908 – 1989) American actress of film, television & theater
Death Situations

They think they can do the portrait in one setting.

Malaprops Situations

I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Animals Dogs

Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits.

(1906 – 1982) baseball player
Intelligence Situations

I don't care where I sit, as long as I get fed.

(1935 – ) columnist, journalist & novelist
Eating Food/Drink

They think they can do the portrait in one setting.

Malaprops