Keyword: Size

The bigger they are, the harder they hit.

I asked the Scottish Football Association if San Marino was a republic or a principality; they said it was a technicality.

Scottish football commentator

He's as big as a gorilla and as strong as a gorilla; if he was as smart as a gorilla he'd be fine.

college football coach

If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito.


Men can read maps better than women… cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equalling a hundred miles.

(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer

The smaller the ball used in a sport, the better the book.

I angered the clerk in a clothing shop today; she asked me what size I was and I said actual, because I am not to scale.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

That room was so small you couldn’t cuss a cat without gettting fur in your mouth!

Crowded lifts (elevators) smell different to people with restricted growth.

Growing smaller

What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight – it's the size of the fight in the dog.

(1890 – 1969) 34th U.S. president, U.S. Army General

It’s the wrong size.

The bigger the box, the bigger the things that won't fit in it.

Knee high to a grasshopper

Never try to guess your wife's size. Just buy her anything marked ‘petite’ and hold on to the receipt.

If a thing cannot be fitted into something smaller than itself, some dope will do it.

So what if they're taller? We'll play big.

college basketball coach

Doesn't take too many of those to make a dozen.

The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.

If it says “one size fits all,” it doesn’t fit anyone.

How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian