Keyword: Skiing

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of a hill.

(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist

Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

The only sport where you can spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg. 

(1945 – ) American humorist (co-founder of National Lampoon)

Skiing may be a winter activity, but some think of it as a fall sport.

I went skiing last week and broke a leg… fortunately it wasn’t mine.

Inertia: Tendency of a skier’s body to resist changes in direction or speed due to the action of Newton’s First Law of Motion.

Why would anybody want to go skiing? You could sit in the comfort of you own kitchen and break your knees with a hammer.

(1971 – ) Irish comedian, actor & writer

I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of a hill.

(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist