Keyword: Sleeping pills

I remember when I swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills… my doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
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I told my doctor, “I’ve swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills” and he told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
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Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
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