Keyword: Small towns

I come from a small town whose population never changed; each time a woman got pregnant, someone left town.

American humorist
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I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do.

(1923 – 1966) stand-up comedian, writer, social critic & satirist
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A small town is a place where there’s no place to go where you shouldn’t.

(1928 - ) American pianist, writer, composer & music producer
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