Keyword: Smoking (Page 2)

People tell me how hard it is to stop smoking; I think it’s about as hard as it is to start flossing.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
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Giving up smoking is easy… I've done it hundreds of times.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
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I thought about giving up smoking, but decided not to – I’m not a quitter.

(1972 – ) Irish stand-up comedian, voice over artist & actor
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I smoke like a 5-alarm fire.

(1884 – 1933) American saloon keeper, actress & entrepreneur
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Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward.

(1936 – ) novelist, essayist & columnist
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A cigarette placed in an ashtray will go out if you stay in the room; if you leave the room, the cigarette will topple to the table, burn through, and drop to the floor, where it will smolder until it descends to ignite the drapes in the room below.

Murphy’s Laws

Smoking is one of leading causes of statistics.

(1911 – 1993) columnist & novelist
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I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day; I haven't had time for tobacco since.

(1867 – 1957) Italian conductor
Activities People Situations Women