Keyword: Smoking (Page 2)

People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them… well, it's killing me!

(1961 – ) American stand-up comedian
Activities Health

He smokes like a fish.

Mixed metaphors

I’m a heavy smoker; I go through two lighters a day.

(1961 – 1994) comedian
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Nothing makes a smoker happier than to see an old person smoking.

(1961 – 1994) comedian
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I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day; I haven't had time for tobacco since.

(1867 – 1957) Italian conductor
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People tell me how hard it is to stop smoking; I think it’s about as hard as it is to start flossing.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
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You can't smoke in a restaurant in Los Angeles, which is mildly ironic, when you consider the fact that you can't breathe outside a restaurant in Los Angeles.

(1959 – ) American actor, stand-up comedian & television host
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Cigarette: A bit of tobacco with a fire at one end and a fool at the other.

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