Keyword: Smoking (Page 2)

I’m a heavy smoker; I go through two lighters a day.

(1961 – 1994) comedian
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Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward.

(1936 – ) novelist, essayist & columnist
Characteristics Sex

I think, in 10 years, hell's gonna be the only place left where you can still smoke.

(1965 – ) American comedian
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Smoking is a dying habit.

(1948 – ) British politician
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Giving up smoking is easy… I've done it hundreds of times.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
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I don’t let men smoke in my apartment, but if I have a woman over she can barbecue a goat.

(1964 – ) American stand-up comedian, actor & voice actor
Activities Women

I never smoked a cigarette until I was nine.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
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People tell me how hard it is to stop smoking; I think it’s about as hard as it is to start flossing.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
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