Keyword: Snakes

I once went on a date with a girl where we went hiking… and she gets bit by a snake in between her toes, and I had to suck out the poison… so she’s dead.

(1978 – ) American writer & stand-up comedian
Dating Relationships Situations

That cat is wilder than an acre of snakes.

Miscellaneous

Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
Success

A snake bite emergency kit is a body bag.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Animals

Tinsel is really snakes' mirrors.


Animals Things

It's a wise man who profits by his own experience, but it's a good deal wiser one who lets the rattlesnake bite the other fellow.

(1818 – 1885) humorist
Animals Intelligence Wisdom

Even snakes are afraid of snakes.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Animals Characteristics Fear