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Snakes
It's a wise man who profits by his own experience, but it's a good deal wiser one who lets the rattlesnake bite the other fellow.
Josh Billings
(1818 – 1885) humorist
Animals
Intelligence
Wisdom
Experience
Snakes
Tinsel is really snakes' mirrors.
Rod Schmidt
Animals
Things
Mirrors
Snakes
Tinsel
That cat is wilder than an acre of snakes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rowdy
Snakes
Wild
A snake bite emergency kit is a body bag.
Mitch Hedberg
(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Animals
Bites
Snakes
I once went on a date with a girl where we went hiking… and she gets bit by a snake in between her toes, and I had to suck out the poison… so she’s dead.
Anthony Jeselnik
(1978 – ) American writer & stand-up comedian
Dating
Relationships
Situations
Snakes
Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.
Noel Coward
(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
Success
Snakes
Even snakes are afraid of snakes.
Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Animals
Characteristics
Fear
Snakes