Keyword: Snoring

There ain’t no way to find out why a snorer can’t hear himself snore.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Activities Sleep

Men are like portable heaters that snore.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
Men People

Sound Sleeper: Someone who snores.

Activities Definitions Sleep

A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.

(1948 – ) English novelist
Husbands Marriage Wives

Snoring: Sound sleeping.

Definitions

Snoring: Sheet music.

Definitions Sleep Wordplay

The one who snores will fall asleep first.

Murphy’s Laws Proverbs Situations Sleep

The one who snores will fall asleep first.

Murphy’s Laws Proverbs Sleep

My friend’s snoring is so bad his wife bought one of those anti-snoring devices; I believe it’s called a Taser.

American speaker, humorist & singer-songwriter
Activities Sleep

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

(1917 – 1993) British composer & novelist
Emotions Happiness Laughter Situations Sleep