Keyword: Snoring

The one who snores will fall asleep first.

Murphy’s Laws Proverbs Situations Sleep

My friend’s snoring is so bad his wife bought one of those anti-snoring devices; I believe it’s called a Taser.

American speaker, humorist & singer-songwriter
Activities Sleep

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

(1917 – 1993) British composer & novelist
Emotions Happiness Laughter Situations Sleep

The one who snores will fall asleep first.

Murphy’s Laws Proverbs Sleep

Snoring: Sound sleeping.

Definitions

There ain’t no way to find out why a snorer can’t hear himself snore.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Activities Sleep

Sound Sleeper: Someone who snores.

Activities Definitions Sleep

Snoring: Sheet music.

Definitions Sleep Wordplay

A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.

(1948 – ) English novelist
Husbands Marriage Wives

Men are like portable heaters that snore.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
Men People