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Snow
Normally you have news, weather and travel, but not on snow day, on snow day news is weather is travel.
Michael McIntyre
(1976 – ) English comedian & actor
Science/Weather
News
Snow
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
Bill Watterson
(1955 – ) cartoonist
(Calvin and Hobbes)
Science/Weather
Snow
Snow always inspires such awe in me. Consider one tiny snowflake, so delicate, so fragile. And yet, let a billion or so come together through the majestic force of nature, and they can really screw up an entire city!
Betty White
1922) American actress, comedian & television personality
TV/Movie Quotes
As Sue Ann Nivens in “The Mary Tyer Moore Show”
Snow
A lot of people like snow, but I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.
Carl Reiner
(1922 – ) actor, film director, producer, writer & comedian
Science/Weather
Snow
Water