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If Stan (Bowles) could pass a betting shop like he can pass a ball he’d have no trouble at all.

Ernie Tagg

British football manager

We’re not afraid of challenges. It’s like we always say: if you want to go out in the rain, be prepared to get burned.

Anonymous Brazillian soccer player

Mixed metaphors Sports Soccer

They are a either a pain in the backside or too drunk to perform.

Mariska Majoor

Amsterdam prostitutes’ spokeswoman

Sex Sports On their English clients during Euro 2000 Soccer

Rugby is a beastly game played by gentlemen; soccer is a gentlemen's game played by beasts; football is a beastly game played by beasts.

Henry Blaha

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Tommy Smith wasn’t born, he was quarried.

Bill Shankly

Scottish football player & manager

Sports Of the Scottish footballer Soccer

A football team is like a piano; you need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing.

William Shankly

Sports Soccer

We had a good team on paper. Unfortunately, the game was played on grass.

Brian Clough

English football player & manager

Sports Soccer

My coach said I ran like a girl, I said if he could run a little faster he could too.

Mia Hamm

1972 – ) American soccer player

Sports Women Soccer

You may be right, but it hasn’t reached his legs yet!

Bill Shankly

Scottish football player & manager

Sports After a scout told him about a young player who “has football in his blood.” Soccer

We get carried away with coaches and coaching. I have my coaching badges, but they came out of a Cornflakes packet at the time.

Harry Redknapp

English football player & manager

Sports Soccer

Injuries above the neck don’t count.

John Kennedy

Australian football coach

Sports Injuries Soccer

Some people think football is a matter of life and death… I can assure them it is much more serious than that.

Bill Shankly

Scottish football player & manager

Sports Soccer

Being thick isn’t an affliction if you’re a footballer, because your brains need to be in your feet. And Beckham works hard, he’s brave and he crosses a ball superbly. He treats a football like he does a wife – lovingly, with caresses.

Brian Clough

English football player & manager

Sports Of David Beckham Soccer

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Keyword: Soccer

If Stan (Bowles) could pass a betting shop like he can pass a ball he’d have no trouble at all.

We’re not afraid of challenges. It’s like we always say: if you want to go out in the rain, be prepared to get burned.

They are a either a pain in the backside or too drunk to perform.

Rugby is a beastly game played by gentlemen; soccer is a gentlemen's game played by beasts; football is a beastly game played by beasts.

Tommy Smith wasn’t born, he was quarried.

A football team is like a piano; you need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing.

We had a good team on paper. Unfortunately, the game was played on grass.

My coach said I ran like a girl, I said if he could run a little faster he could too.

You may be right, but it hasn’t reached his legs yet!

We get carried away with coaches and coaching. I have my coaching badges, but they came out of a Cornflakes packet at the time.

Injuries above the neck don’t count.

Some people think football is a matter of life and death… I can assure them it is much more serious than that.

Being thick isn’t an affliction if you’re a footballer, because your brains need to be in your feet. And Beckham works hard, he’s brave and he crosses a ball superbly. He treats a football like he does a wife – lovingly, with caresses.