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For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.
Mencken's Law
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There comes a time when one must stop suggesting and evaluating new solutions, and get on with the job of analyzing and finally implementing one pretty good solution.
Optimum Optimorum Principle
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General solutions to specific problems become specific problems requiring general solutions.
Emil Freireich's Law
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No real problem has a solution.
Smiths's Law
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Whenever an expert is confounded by a seemingly insoluble problem, the solution is immediately obvious to the first unqualified person who happens along.
Anonymous Murphy’s Law
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There is a solution to every problem; the only difficulty is finding it.
Evvie Nef's Law
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If only one solution can be found for a field problem, then it is usually a stupid solution.
A Murphy's Military Law
Military
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The only time you come up with a great solution is after somebody else has solved the problem.
Law of the Great Idea
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If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.
Henry J. Tillman
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The solution to a problem changes the problem.
Peer's Law
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An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
Robert Humphrey
(1947 – ) American author
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The chief cause of problems is solutions.
Sevareid's Law
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I don’t have a solution, but I admire the problem.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
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For every complex problem, there is a solution that is clear, simple, and wrong.
Mencken's Law
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If mathematically you end up with the incorrect answer, try multiplying by the page number.
Anonymous Murphy's Law
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For every human problem, there is a neat, simple solution and it is always wrong.
H.L. Mencken
(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
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If you think the problem is bad now, just wait until we've solved it.
Epstein's Law
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The easiest way to solve a problem is to pick an easy one.
Franklin Jones
(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
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When working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer.Corollary: Provided, of course, that you know there is a problem.
The Rule of Accuracy
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In any human endeavour, once you have exhausted all possibilities and fail, there will be one solution, simple and obvious, highly visible to everyone else.
Snafu Equation V
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Every solution breeds new problems.
Murphy's Second Corollary
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