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Sound
Crying like a pine knot in a sawmill.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Loud
Noisy
Other expressions
Sound
Can’t hear thunder
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of someone losing his hearing
Sound
Anything, no matter how bad, will sound good if played at a very high volume for a short time.
Culshaw's First Principle of Recorded Sound
Murphy’s Laws
Science/Weather
Sound
Volume
Mute sound
Oxymoron
Oxymorons
Sound
The bagpipes sound exactly the same when you have finished learning them as when you start.
Thomas Beecham
(1879 – 1961) English conductor
Entertainment
Music
Bagpipes
Sound
German in the most extravagantly ugly language – it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747.
Willie Rushton
(1937 – 1996) English cartoonist, satirist, comedian & actor
Communication
Insults
Language
German
Sound