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Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.

Dave Barry

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

Animals Speed

The speed of an oncoming vehicle is directly proportional to the length of the passing zone.

Reece's Second Law

Activities Driving Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather Speed

The speed of time is one second per second.

Steven Wright

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Science/Weather Time Speed

How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks grey?

Demetri Martin

(1973 – ) American comedian

Animals Science/Weather Speed Zebras

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

Anonymous

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather Bills Checks Mail Speed

You’ve never been lost until you’ve been lost at Mach 3.

Paul F. Crickmore

Science/Weather Lost Speed

At 180 mph, when your front wheel wants to play pogo stick, you don't do nothing. You don't sneeze, you don't hiccup, you don't even breathe. All you do is point it and hang on.

Kenny Roberts

American motorcycle racer

Auto racing Sports Speed

Problem with [John] Wockenfuss getting on base is that it takes three doubles to score him.

Sparky Anderson

(1934 – 2010) American baseball manager

Baseball Sports Speed

I play the harmonica, but only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.

Steven Wright

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Autos Music Things Harmonica Speed Window

Slow as Christmas

Country expression

Miscellaneous Other expressions Referring to someone who moves very slowly Slow Speed

Computing power increases as the square of the cost; if you want to do it twice as cheaply, you have to do it four times slower.

Grosch's Law

Computers Money Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather Situations Things Speed

I put a new engine in my car, but didn’t take the old one out and now my car goes 500 miles an hour.

Steven Wright

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Autos Things Engine Speed

If you change lines, the one you just left will start to move faster than the one you are now in.

O'Brian's Law

Murphy’s Laws Changing lines Speed

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Keyword: Speed (Page 2)

The speed of exit of a civil servant is directly proportional to the quality of his service.

Faster than a scalded dog

Bus: A vehicle that runs faster when you run after it and runs slowly when you are inside it.

Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.

The speed of an oncoming vehicle is directly proportional to the length of the passing zone.

The speed of time is one second per second.

How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks grey?

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

You’ve never been lost until you’ve been lost at Mach 3.

At 180 mph, when your front wheel wants to play pogo stick, you don't do nothing. You don't sneeze, you don't hiccup, you don't even breathe. All you do is point it and hang on.

Problem with [John] Wockenfuss getting on base is that it takes three doubles to score him.

I play the harmonica, but only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.

Slow as Christmas

Computing power increases as the square of the cost; if you want to do it twice as cheaply, you have to do it four times slower.

I put a new engine in my car, but didn’t take the old one out and now my car goes 500 miles an hour.

If you change lines, the one you just left will start to move faster than the one you are now in.