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Stars
I don’t mind the high price of stardom, I just don’t like the high price of mediocrity.
Bill Veeck
(1914 – 1986) American baseball team owner & promoter
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Stars
As I looked out into the night sky, across all those infinite stars, it made me realize how insignificant they are.
Peter Cook
(1937 – 1995) English satirist, writer & comedian
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Stars
These days a star is anyone who can hold a microphone; a super star is someone who has shaken hands with Lew Grade, and a super-super-star is someone who has refused to shake hands with Lew Grade.
Harry Secombe
(1921 – 2001) Welsh comedian & singer
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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
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