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Strength
The bigger they are, the harder they hit.
Perkin's Postulate
Fights
Murphy’s Laws
Size
Strength
Women are absolutely equal; they just can't quite lift as much.
David Lee Roth
(1953 – ) American singer, songwriter, actor, author & radio personality
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People
Women
Strength
The race is not always to the swift nor the battle to the strong – but that’s the way to bet.
Runyon's Second Law
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Strength
He couldn't pull the skin off a custard.
Country expression
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Other expressions
Strength
Weak
Studies have shown that an ant can carry one hundred times its own weight, but there is no known limit to the lifting power of the average tiny eighty-year-old Spanish peasant grandmother.
Terry Pratchett
(1948 – ) English novelist
Characteristics
Spanish peasant grandmother
Strength
Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands – and then eat just one of the pieces.
Judith Viorst
(1931 – ) American author & newspaper journalist
Characteristics
Chocolate
Strength
A woman is like a cup of tea; you'll never know how strong she is until she boils.
Proverb
Characteristics
People
Women
Strength
Tea
Temper