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Talking
Jackin yer jaw
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talking
Outspoken? By whom?
Dorothy Parker
(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
Communication
Speech
Talking
When told by a fellow guest that their hostess was outspoken
We need a twelve-step group for compulsive talkers; they could call it On Anon Anon.
Paula Poundstone
(1959 – ) American comedian
Communication
People
Speech
Talking
Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.
Bruce Lansky
(1941 – ) poet, author, editor & anthologist
Communication
Golf
Sports
Talking
You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.
Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Communication
TV/Movie Quotes
As Rufus T. Firefly in “Duck Soup”
Talking
I talk to myself a lot; that bothers some people because I use a megaphone.
Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Communication
Talking
The only time I talk on the golf course is to my caddie. And then only to complain when he gives me the wrong club.
Seve Ballesteros
Spanish professional golfer
Communication
Speech
Sports
Caddies
Talking