Keyword: Technology

At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for you?

(1966 – ) American stand-up comic

There's no place like home.com!

If you can’t navigate a one-level, five-item phone tree, you didn’t need a computer anyway.

The thing with high-tech is that you always end up using scissors.

(1937 – ) English painter, printmaker, stage designer & photographer

For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press 3.

(1943 – 2004) author & psychologist

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

Established technology tends to persist in spite of new technology.

Primitive technology

Technology: The knack of so arranging the world that we need not experience it.

(1911 – 1991) Swiss playwright & novelist

No other country would use their technology to invent a fat substitute that when you put it on potato chips causes involuntary loose stools.

(1961 – ) comedian, writer, radio & television personality & blogger

Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.

(1894 – 1963) English writer

I.T.: Customer Support without the common sense.

Wireless cable

Old technology

Technology is dominated by two types of people: Those who understand what they do not manage and those who manage what they do not understand.

The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology; until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.

(1956 – ) comedian, television host, social critic & political commentator