Keyword: Teenagers

Teenagers are people who act like babies if they're not treated like adults!

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
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To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
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Teenagers are people who express a burning desire to be different by dressing exactly alike.

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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.

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When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

(1941 – 2012) American novelist, producer, screenwriter & director
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Marijuana should be licensed and kept out of the hands of teenagers; it's too good for them.

(1927 – 1997) Am. comedian & satirist notable for mock presidential campaign
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Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist
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There’s nothing wrong with teenagers that reasoning with them won’t aggravate.

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Teenagers: Those old enough to know everything.

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Like its politicians and its war, society has the teenagers it deserves.

(1894 – 1984) English novelist, playwright & broadcaster
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Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist
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Telling a teenager the facts of life is like giving a fish a bath.

(1905 –1998) American author
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Teenagers: People who express a burning drive to be different by dressing alike.

Age Definitions

There’s nothing wrong with teenagers that reasoning with them won’t aggravate.

(1922 – 2003) author & playwright
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