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Temperature
Another pot of coffee, waiter, and bring it under your arm to keep it warm.
Wilson Mizner
(1876 – 1933) screenwriter
Food/Drink
Coffee
Criticism
Temperature
It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature; plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss.
Tina Fey
(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
Health
Babies
Rectal thermometers
Temperature
As cold as a wet Christmas
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
Hotter than a depot stove
Anonymous
Expressions
Science/Weather
Heat
Temperature
It’s hotter than a goat’s ass in a pepper patch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
It's hotter than the hinges on the gates of hell.
Anonymous
Expressions
Heat
Science/Weather
Temperature
Cooler than a flip side of a down pillow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cool
Other expressions
Temperature
If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Cold
Science/Weather
Temperature
Hot glass looks the same as cold glass.
Dominic Cirino's Law of Burnt Fingers
Murphy’s Laws
Glass
Temperature
Hotter than two rabbits screwin’ in a wool sock!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
It's cold enough to hang meat in here.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature