Keyword: Temperature

As cold as a wet Christmas

Miscellaneous

It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch.

Miscellaneous

Another pot of coffee, waiter, and bring it under your arm to keep it warm.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter
Food/Drink

Hotter than a depot stove

Expressions Science/Weather

Hotter than two rabbits screwin’ in a wool sock!

Miscellaneous

It's cold enough to hang meat in here.

Miscellaneous

A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature; plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
Health

Cooler than a flip side of a down pillow.

Miscellaneous

It's hotter than the hinges on the gates of hell.

Expressions Heat Science/Weather

It’s hotter than a goat’s ass in a pepper patch.

Miscellaneous

If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Cold Science/Weather

Hot glass looks the same as cold glass.

Murphy’s Laws