Keyword: Tennis

If you believe that [Anna Kournikova's claim that she is a virgin], I've never questioned a call in my life.

American professional tennis player
Sex Sports

Doubles: Tennis game played by athletic couples who wish to burn a few calories while arguing.

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Watching Connors and McEnroe play was a little bit like watching the Indianapolis 500. You know that a good portion of the crowd was there not to see them play, but to explode.

American sportswriter, author & commentator
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I know being a linesman is a thankless job, especially with guys like me around.

American professional tennis player
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My potential speaks for itself.

professional tennis player
Misspokements Sports

I’ve been in the twilight of my career longer than most people have had a career.

(1956 – ) Czech American tennis player
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I’m trying to kick your ass… in a nice way.

American professional tennis player
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If you’re up against a girl with big boobs, bring her to the net and make her hit backhand volleys. It’s the hardest shot for the well-endowed; like when I used to beat Ann Jones, she could hit under them or over them but never through them.

American professional tennis player
Body Sports

He offers more shots than a bar tending octopus or an allergist.

American journalist & tennis broadcaster
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I’m glad you’re doing this story on us and not on the WNBA; we’re so much prettier than all the other women in sports.

professional tennis player
Misspokements Sports

All gong and no dinner… we just wish Anna would finally win something aside from hearts.

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The Gullikson twins here; an interesting pair… both from Wisconsin.

Tennis commentator
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Mixed doubles are always starting divorces. If you play with your wife, you fight with her. If you play with somebody else, she fights with you.

American professional tennis player
Marriage Sports

It’s a nice bonus but, you know, I have to pay taxes too.

professional tennis player
Misspokements Sports

Give Chris a finger like I did and she’ll take the whole hand.

German professional tennis player
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They should send Borg away to another planet. We play tennis. He plays something else.

Romanian professional tennis player
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The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I’ll never be as good as a wall.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
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My theory is that if you buy an ice-cream cone and make it hit your mouth, you can learn to play tennis. If you stick it on your forehead, your chances aren’t as good.

American tennis player, instructor & broadcaster
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Tennis: a racquet sport in which two players compete to see who has the shortest temper, the worst memory, the poorest eyesight, and the slowest watch.

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Tennis is like marrying for money; ‘love’ means nothing.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Emotions Love Marriage Sports

I’ve seen better tennis playing in a tampon commercial.

(1991 – ) American actor, singer & screenwriter
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