Keyword: Tennis

Tennis is like marrying for money; ‘love’ means nothing.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

I’ve seen better tennis playing in a tampon commercial.

(1991 – ) American actor, singer & screenwriter

I know being a linesman is a thankless job, especially with guys like me around.

American professional tennis player

If you believe that [Anna Kournikova's claim that she is a virgin], I've never questioned a call in my life.

American professional tennis player

I’m a professor in the school of how to break the racket.

Croatian professional tennis player

Give Chris a finger like I did and she’ll take the whole hand.

German professional tennis player

Every day two million Americans play tennis and one million of them lose.

American tennis player, instructor & broadcaster

My potential speaks for itself.

professional tennis player

Doubles: Tennis game played by athletic couples who wish to burn a few calories while arguing.

The trouble with me is that every match I play against five opponents: umpire, crowd, ball boys, court, and myself.

Croatian professional tennis player

Mixed doubles are always starting divorces. If you play with your wife, you fight with her. If you play with somebody else, she fights with you.

American professional tennis player

I’m trying to be a good guy, and I’m not that good a guy.

American professional tennis player

I’m glad you’re doing this story on us and not on the WNBA; we’re so much prettier than all the other women in sports.

professional tennis player

It’s a nice bonus but, you know, I have to pay taxes too.

professional tennis player

All women tennis players should go on their knees in thankfulness to Suzanne Lenglen for delivering them from the tyranny of corsets.

American professional tennis player

It’s a lot harder than tennis. If I make a mistake, it’s like 0-15. In boxing, you let your head down once and you’re in the hospital.

American professional tennis player

The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I’ll never be as good as a wall.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

The only thing I've noticed is that when I come into the locker room, they all bow.

(1956 – ) Czech American tennis player

They should send Borg away to another planet. We play tennis. He plays something else.

Romanian professional tennis player

She literally wiped the court with her opponent.

Why should I have become elevated to a position of first-page importance merely because I am somewhat more dexterous than most in manipulating a contrivance of catgut and wood which is commonly called a tennis racquet?

first American female professional tennis player