Keyword: Tennis

My theory is that if you buy an ice-cream cone and make it hit your mouth, you can learn to play tennis. If you stick it on your forehead, your chances aren’t as good.

American tennis player, instructor & broadcaster
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I’m a professor in the school of how to break the racket.

Croatian professional tennis player
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He offers more shots than a bar tending octopus or an allergist.

American journalist & tennis broadcaster
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That's one of the best sets I've seen him play[Tomas Zib] – although I should preface that by saying I haven't seen him play before

American professional tennis player
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The trouble with me is that every match I play against five opponents: umpire, crowd, ball boys, court, and myself.

Croatian professional tennis player
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I’m trying to be a good guy, and I’m not that good a guy.

American professional tennis player
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He’s got the balls and when he’s holding them he controls the tempo.

American professional tennis player
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He doesn’t cook well.

American professional tennis player
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I’ve seen better tennis playing in a tampon commercial.

(1991 – ) American actor, singer & screenwriter
Sports TV/Movie Quotes

They should send Borg away to another planet. We play tennis. He plays something else.

Romanian professional tennis player
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My potential speaks for itself.

professional tennis player
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I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub.


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I don’t know that my behavior has improved all that much with age; they just found someone worse.

American professional tennis player
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Doubles: Tennis game played by athletic couples who wish to burn a few calories while arguing.

Definitions Sports

She literally wiped the court with her opponent.

Misspokements Sports

Federer Excited By His Own Form, Eager to Reclaim Top Spot

Headlines Sports

Tennis: a racquet sport in which two players compete to see who has the shortest temper, the worst memory, the poorest eyesight, and the slowest watch.

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It’s difficult to play against a man… I mean Martina. She scares you with those big muscles.

Czech professional tennis player
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These ball boys are marvellous; you don’t even notice them; there’s a left-handed one over there that I noticed earlier.

Tennis commentator
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Mixed doubles are always starting divorces. If you play with your wife, you fight with her. If you play with somebody else, she fights with you.

American professional tennis player
Marriage Sports

My uncle always described an unforced error as his first marriage.

American journalist & tennis broadcaster
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