Keyword: Tennis

It’s a nice bonus but, you know, I have to pay taxes too.

professional tennis player
Misspokements Sports

She literally wiped the court with her opponent.

Misspokements Sports

He doesn’t cook well.

American professional tennis player
Sports

I’ve seen better tennis playing in a tampon commercial.

(1991 – ) American actor, singer & screenwriter
Sports TV/Movie Quotes

His left wrist is so strong that he’d knock his own teeth out if he didn’t brush them right-handed.

American journalist & tennis broadcaster
Sports

A friend tricked me into going to Wimbledon by telling me it was a men's singles event.

American comedian
Dating Relationships Sports

It’s a lot harder than tennis. If I make a mistake, it’s like 0-15. In boxing, you let your head down once and you’re in the hospital.

American professional tennis player
Boxing Sports

Why should I have become elevated to a position of first-page importance merely because I am somewhat more dexterous than most in manipulating a contrivance of catgut and wood which is commonly called a tennis racquet?

first American female professional tennis player
Sports Success

These ball boys are marvellous; you don’t even notice them; there’s a left-handed one over there that I noticed earlier.

Tennis commentator
Misspokements Sports

They should send Borg away to another planet. We play tennis. He plays something else.

Romanian professional tennis player
Sports

Mixed doubles are always starting divorces. If you play with your wife, you fight with her. If you play with somebody else, she fights with you.

American professional tennis player
Marriage Sports

My potential speaks for itself.

professional tennis player
Misspokements Sports

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub.


Sports

I’m trying to be a good guy, and I’m not that good a guy.

American professional tennis player
Sports

Watching Connors and McEnroe play was a little bit like watching the Indianapolis 500. You know that a good portion of the crowd was there not to see them play, but to explode.

American sportswriter, author & commentator
Sports

I know being a linesman is a thankless job, especially with guys like me around.

American professional tennis player
Sports

I’m a professor in the school of how to break the racket.

Croatian professional tennis player
Sports

Every day two million Americans play tennis and one million of them lose.

American tennis player, instructor & broadcaster
Sports

I’ve been in the twilight of my career longer than most people have had a career.

(1956 – ) Czech American tennis player
Sports Time

If you believe that [Anna Kournikova's claim that she is a virgin], I've never questioned a call in my life.

American professional tennis player
Sex Sports

My uncle always described an unforced error as his first marriage.

American journalist & tennis broadcaster
Marriage Sports