Keyword: Tennis

He doesn’t cook well.

American professional tennis player

I’m a professor in the school of how to break the racket.

Croatian professional tennis player

Doubles: Tennis game played by athletic couples who wish to burn a few calories while arguing.

If you’re up against a girl with big boobs, bring her to the net and make her hit backhand volleys. It’s the hardest shot for the well-endowed; like when I used to beat Ann Jones, she could hit under them or over them but never through them.

American professional tennis player

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub.


Watching Connors and McEnroe play was a little bit like watching the Indianapolis 500. You know that a good portion of the crowd was there not to see them play, but to explode.

American sportswriter, author & commentator

It’s a lot harder than tennis. If I make a mistake, it’s like 0-15. In boxing, you let your head down once and you’re in the hospital.

American professional tennis player

Give Chris a finger like I did and she’ll take the whole hand.

German professional tennis player

All gong and no dinner… we just wish Anna would finally win something aside from hearts.

I’m glad you’re doing this story on us and not on the WNBA; we’re so much prettier than all the other women in sports.

professional tennis player

I’m trying to be a good guy, and I’m not that good a guy.

American professional tennis player

Why should I have become elevated to a position of first-page importance merely because I am somewhat more dexterous than most in manipulating a contrivance of catgut and wood which is commonly called a tennis racquet?

first American female professional tennis player

A mediocre player will sink to the level of his or her opposition.

Grass is for cows.

Czech tennis player

I don’t know that my behavior has improved all that much with age; they just found someone worse.

American professional tennis player

She literally wiped the court with her opponent.

I know being a linesman is a thankless job, especially with guys like me around.

American professional tennis player

A friend tricked me into going to Wimbledon by telling me it was a men's singles event.

American comedian

Tennis: a racquet sport in which two players compete to see who has the shortest temper, the worst memory, the poorest eyesight, and the slowest watch.

That's one of the best sets I've seen him play[Tomas Zib] – although I should preface that by saying I haven't seen him play before

American professional tennis player

My uncle always described an unforced error as his first marriage.

American journalist & tennis broadcaster