Keyword: Tennis

It’s a nice bonus but, you know, I have to pay taxes too.

professional tennis player
Misspokements Sports

If you believe that [Anna Kournikova's claim that she is a virgin], I've never questioned a call in my life.

American professional tennis player
Sex Sports

He offers more shots than a bar tending octopus or an allergist.

American journalist & tennis broadcaster
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If you’re up against a girl with big boobs, bring her to the net and make her hit backhand volleys. It’s the hardest shot for the well-endowed; like when I used to beat Ann Jones, she could hit under them or over them but never through them.

American professional tennis player
Body Sports

She literally wiped the court with her opponent.

Misspokements Sports

All gong and no dinner… we just wish Anna would finally win something aside from hearts.

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Grass is for cows.

Czech tennis player
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A friend tricked me into going to Wimbledon by telling me it was a men's singles event.

American comedian
Dating Relationships Sports

Mixed doubles are always starting divorces. If you play with your wife, you fight with her. If you play with somebody else, she fights with you.

American professional tennis player
Marriage Sports

A mediocre player will sink to the level of his or her opposition.

Games Murphy’s Laws Sports

The trouble with me is that every match I play against five opponents: umpire, crowd, ball boys, court, and myself.

Croatian professional tennis player
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My theory is that if you buy an ice-cream cone and make it hit your mouth, you can learn to play tennis. If you stick it on your forehead, your chances aren’t as good.

American tennis player, instructor & broadcaster
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I’ve seen better tennis playing in a tampon commercial.

(1991 – ) American actor, singer & screenwriter
Sports TV/Movie Quotes

My potential speaks for itself.

professional tennis player
Misspokements Sports

I’m trying to be a good guy, and I’m not that good a guy.

American professional tennis player
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He doesn’t cook well.

American professional tennis player
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It’s difficult to play against a man… I mean Martina. She scares you with those big muscles.

Czech professional tennis player
Misspokements Sports

They should send Borg away to another planet. We play tennis. He plays something else.

Romanian professional tennis player
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Tennis is like marrying for money; ‘love’ means nothing.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Emotions Love Marriage Sports

I know being a linesman is a thankless job, especially with guys like me around.

American professional tennis player
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Federer Excited By His Own Form, Eager to Reclaim Top Spot

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