Keyword: Tennis

He doesn’t cook well.

American professional tennis player
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If you believe that [Anna Kournikova's claim that she is a virgin], I've never questioned a call in my life.

American professional tennis player
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I’ve been in the twilight of my career longer than most people have had a career.

(1956 – ) Czech American tennis player
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A friend tricked me into going to Wimbledon by telling me it was a men's singles event.

American comedian
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I’m a professor in the school of how to break the racket.

Croatian professional tennis player
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They should send Borg away to another planet. We play tennis. He plays something else.

Romanian professional tennis player
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If you’re up against a girl with big boobs, bring her to the net and make her hit backhand volleys. It’s the hardest shot for the well-endowed; like when I used to beat Ann Jones, she could hit under them or over them but never through them.

American professional tennis player
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Every day two million Americans play tennis and one million of them lose.

American tennis player, instructor & broadcaster
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I’m trying to kick your ass… in a nice way.

American professional tennis player
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I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub.


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It’s a lot harder than tennis. If I make a mistake, it’s like 0-15. In boxing, you let your head down once and you’re in the hospital.

American professional tennis player
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He’s got the balls and when he’s holding them he controls the tempo.

American professional tennis player
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Why should I have become elevated to a position of first-page importance merely because I am somewhat more dexterous than most in manipulating a contrivance of catgut and wood which is commonly called a tennis racquet?

first American female professional tennis player
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I’m glad you’re doing this story on us and not on the WNBA; we’re so much prettier than all the other women in sports.

professional tennis player
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It’s a nice bonus but, you know, I have to pay taxes too.

professional tennis player
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His left wrist is so strong that he’d knock his own teeth out if he didn’t brush them right-handed.

American journalist & tennis broadcaster
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The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I’ll never be as good as a wall.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
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He offers more shots than a bar tending octopus or an allergist.

American journalist & tennis broadcaster
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Federer Excited By His Own Form, Eager to Reclaim Top Spot

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She literally wiped the court with her opponent.

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My uncle always described an unforced error as his first marriage.

American journalist & tennis broadcaster
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