Keyword: Tennis

I’m trying to kick your ass… in a nice way.

American professional tennis player
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These ball boys are marvellous; you don’t even notice them; there’s a left-handed one over there that I noticed earlier.

Tennis commentator
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I’ve been in the twilight of my career longer than most people have had a career.

(1956 – ) Czech American tennis player
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My theory is that if you buy an ice-cream cone and make it hit your mouth, you can learn to play tennis. If you stick it on your forehead, your chances aren’t as good.

American tennis player, instructor & broadcaster
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I don’t know that my behavior has improved all that much with age; they just found someone worse.

American professional tennis player
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He doesn’t cook well.

American professional tennis player
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Watching Connors and McEnroe play was a little bit like watching the Indianapolis 500. You know that a good portion of the crowd was there not to see them play, but to explode.

American sportswriter, author & commentator
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The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I’ll never be as good as a wall.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
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Tennis is like marrying for money; ‘love’ means nothing.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
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I’ve seen better tennis playing in a tampon commercial.

(1991 – ) American actor, singer & screenwriter
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Doubles: Tennis game played by athletic couples who wish to burn a few calories while arguing.

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Give Chris a finger like I did and she’ll take the whole hand.

German professional tennis player
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A mediocre player will sink to the level of his or her opposition.

Games Murphy’s Laws Sports

A friend tricked me into going to Wimbledon by telling me it was a men's singles event.

American comedian
Dating Relationships Sports

My potential speaks for itself.

professional tennis player
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The only thing I've noticed is that when I come into the locker room, they all bow.

(1956 – ) Czech American tennis player
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Tennis: a racquet sport in which two players compete to see who has the shortest temper, the worst memory, the poorest eyesight, and the slowest watch.

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It’s a lot harder than tennis. If I make a mistake, it’s like 0-15. In boxing, you let your head down once and you’re in the hospital.

American professional tennis player
Boxing Sports

That's one of the best sets I've seen him play[Tomas Zib] – although I should preface that by saying I haven't seen him play before

American professional tennis player
Misspokements Sports

Why should I have become elevated to a position of first-page importance merely because I am somewhat more dexterous than most in manipulating a contrivance of catgut and wood which is commonly called a tennis racquet?

first American female professional tennis player
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I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub.


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