Keyword: Tennis

My potential speaks for itself.

professional tennis player
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Why should I have become elevated to a position of first-page importance merely because I am somewhat more dexterous than most in manipulating a contrivance of catgut and wood which is commonly called a tennis racquet?

first American female professional tennis player
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The trouble with me is that every match I play against five opponents: umpire, crowd, ball boys, court, and myself.

Croatian professional tennis player
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I’ve seen better tennis playing in a tampon commercial.

(1991 – ) American actor, singer & screenwriter
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I’m trying to kick your ass… in a nice way.

American professional tennis player
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All gong and no dinner… we just wish Anna would finally win something aside from hearts.

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My theory is that if you buy an ice-cream cone and make it hit your mouth, you can learn to play tennis. If you stick it on your forehead, your chances aren’t as good.

American tennis player, instructor & broadcaster
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If you believe that [Anna Kournikova's claim that she is a virgin], I've never questioned a call in my life.

American professional tennis player
Sex Sports

Every day two million Americans play tennis and one million of them lose.

American tennis player, instructor & broadcaster
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She literally wiped the court with her opponent.

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I’m glad you’re doing this story on us and not on the WNBA; we’re so much prettier than all the other women in sports.

professional tennis player
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Mixed doubles are always starting divorces. If you play with your wife, you fight with her. If you play with somebody else, she fights with you.

American professional tennis player
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All women tennis players should go on their knees in thankfulness to Suzanne Lenglen for delivering them from the tyranny of corsets.

American professional tennis player
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Tennis: a racquet sport in which two players compete to see who has the shortest temper, the worst memory, the poorest eyesight, and the slowest watch.

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These ball boys are marvellous; you don’t even notice them; there’s a left-handed one over there that I noticed earlier.

Tennis commentator
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I’ve been in the twilight of my career longer than most people have had a career.

(1956 – ) Czech American tennis player
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Federer Excited By His Own Form, Eager to Reclaim Top Spot

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I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub.


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The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I’ll never be as good as a wall.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
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That's one of the best sets I've seen him play[Tomas Zib] – although I should preface that by saying I haven't seen him play before

American professional tennis player
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The only thing I've noticed is that when I come into the locker room, they all bow.

(1956 – ) Czech American tennis player
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