Keyword: Tennis (Page 2)

Doubles: Tennis game played by athletic couples who wish to burn a few calories while arguing.

Definitions Sports

The only thing I've noticed is that when I come into the locker room, they all bow.

(1956 – ) Czech American tennis player
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Watching Connors and McEnroe play was a little bit like watching the Indianapolis 500. You know that a good portion of the crowd was there not to see them play, but to explode.

American sportswriter, author & commentator
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My theory is that if you buy an ice-cream cone and make it hit your mouth, you can learn to play tennis. If you stick it on your forehead, your chances aren’t as good.

American tennis player, instructor & broadcaster
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I’m a professor in the school of how to break the racket.

Croatian professional tennis player
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If you believe that [Anna Kournikova's claim that she is a virgin], I've never questioned a call in my life.

American professional tennis player
Sex Sports

Grass is for cows.

Czech tennis player
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They should send Borg away to another planet. We play tennis. He plays something else.

Romanian professional tennis player
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All women tennis players should go on their knees in thankfulness to Suzanne Lenglen for delivering them from the tyranny of corsets.

American professional tennis player
Appearance Clothing Sports

The Gullikson twins here; an interesting pair… both from Wisconsin.

Tennis commentator
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That's one of the best sets I've seen him play[Tomas Zib] – although I should preface that by saying I haven't seen him play before

American professional tennis player
Misspokements Sports

It’s a lot harder than tennis. If I make a mistake, it’s like 0-15. In boxing, you let your head down once and you’re in the hospital.

American professional tennis player
Boxing Sports

She literally wiped the court with her opponent.

Misspokements Sports

All gong and no dinner… we just wish Anna would finally win something aside from hearts.

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These ball boys are marvellous; you don’t even notice them; there’s a left-handed one over there that I noticed earlier.

Tennis commentator
Misspokements Sports

Every day two million Americans play tennis and one million of them lose.

American tennis player, instructor & broadcaster
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My uncle always described an unforced error as his first marriage.

American journalist & tennis broadcaster
Marriage Sports

Give Chris a finger like I did and she’ll take the whole hand.

German professional tennis player
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Federer Excited By His Own Form, Eager to Reclaim Top Spot

Headlines Sports

The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I’ll never be as good as a wall.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
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A mediocre player will sink to the level of his or her opposition.

Games Murphy’s Laws Sports