Keyword: Tennis (Page 2)

My theory is that if you buy an ice-cream cone and make it hit your mouth, you can learn to play tennis. If you stick it on your forehead, your chances aren’t as good.

American tennis player, instructor & broadcaster
Sports

Grass is for cows.

Czech tennis player
Sports

I’m glad you’re doing this story on us and not on the WNBA; we’re so much prettier than all the other women in sports.

professional tennis player
Misspokements Sports

All women tennis players should go on their knees in thankfulness to Suzanne Lenglen for delivering them from the tyranny of corsets.

American professional tennis player
Appearance Clothing Sports

The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I’ll never be as good as a wall.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
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It’s a nice bonus but, you know, I have to pay taxes too.

professional tennis player
Misspokements Sports

Federer Excited By His Own Form, Eager to Reclaim Top Spot

Headlines Sports

His left wrist is so strong that he’d knock his own teeth out if he didn’t brush them right-handed.

American journalist & tennis broadcaster
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I’ve seen better tennis playing in a tampon commercial.

(1991 – ) American actor, singer & screenwriter
Sports TV/Movie Quotes

I know being a linesman is a thankless job, especially with guys like me around.

American professional tennis player
Sports

It’s difficult to play against a man… I mean Martina. She scares you with those big muscles.

Czech professional tennis player
Misspokements Sports

My potential speaks for itself.

professional tennis player
Misspokements Sports

A friend tricked me into going to Wimbledon by telling me it was a men's singles event.

American comedian
Dating Relationships Sports

They should send Borg away to another planet. We play tennis. He plays something else.

Romanian professional tennis player
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It’s a lot harder than tennis. If I make a mistake, it’s like 0-15. In boxing, you let your head down once and you’re in the hospital.

American professional tennis player
Boxing Sports

Mixed doubles are always starting divorces. If you play with your wife, you fight with her. If you play with somebody else, she fights with you.

American professional tennis player
Marriage Sports

Give Chris a finger like I did and she’ll take the whole hand.

German professional tennis player
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She literally wiped the court with her opponent.

Misspokements Sports

He offers more shots than a bar tending octopus or an allergist.

American journalist & tennis broadcaster
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A mediocre player will sink to the level of his or her opposition.

Games Murphy’s Laws Sports

The trouble with me is that every match I play against five opponents: umpire, crowd, ball boys, court, and myself.

Croatian professional tennis player
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