Keyword: Texas

Many Texas barbecue fanatics have a strong belief in the beneficial properties of accumulated grease.

(1935 – ) columnist, journalist & novelist
Food/Drink

People have the persona that all Texans wear cowboy hats.

Beliefs Malaprops Opinion

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called "walking.”

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms

Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine's putting in an express lane.

(1956 – ) American stand-up comedian
Places

If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back.

(1956 – ) American stand-up comedian
Places

Life in Lubbock, Texas taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell; the other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth, and you should save it for someone you love.

(1945 – ) American country/folk musician & song writer
Beliefs Life Places Religion Sex

In Texas, we do not hold high expectations for the governor's office; it's mostly been occupied by crooks, dorks and the comatose.

(1944 – 2007) newspaper columnist, political commentator, humorist & author
Government

You shoot off a guy’s head with his pants down, believe me, Texas is not the place you wanna get caught.

(1946 – ) American actress & activist
TV/Movie Quotes