Keyword: Theater (Page 2)

The audience would have booed and hissed after the first act, but you can't do that and yawn at the same time.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
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I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances…. the curtain was up.

(1889 – 1961) Am. playwright, theater director & producer & humorist
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All the world’s a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.

(1880 – 1964) Irish dramatist
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Long experience has taught me that in England nobody goes to the theater unless he or she has bronchitis.

(1877 – 1947) British diarist & critic
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You can make a killing in the theater, but not a living.

(1917 – 2009) American playwright, screenwriter & theater producer
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You can make a killing in the theatre, but not a living.

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I have knocked everything but the knees of the chorus girls, and nature has anticipated me there.

(1873–1936) American theater critic
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If you don't knit bring a good book.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
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Musicals: a series of catastrophes ending with a floorshow.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
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I could eat alphabet soup and shit better lyrics.

(1909 – 1976) American lyricist, songwriter & singer
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I do not see plays, because I can nap at home for free.

(1934 – ) American actress, dancer, activist & author
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