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Keyword:
Theater
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Opening night: The night before the play is ready to open.
George Jean Nathan
(1882 – 1958) drama critic, editor
Definitions
Opening night
Theater
I went into the Plymouth Theater a comparatively young woman, and I staggered out of it three hours later, twenty years older, haggard and broken with suffering.
Dorothy Parker
(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
Reviews/Criticism
Of Tolstoy’s “Redemption”
Theater
I could eat alphabet soup and shit better lyrics.
Johnny Mercer
(1909 – 1976) American lyricist, songwriter & singer
Entertainment
Insults
Reviews/Criticism
Of a British musical
Songwriting
Theater
Musicals: a series of catastrophes ending with a floorshow.
Oscar Levant
(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Entertainment
Musicals
Theater
All through the five acts of that Shakespearean tragedy he played the King as though under momentary apprehension that someone else was about to play the Ace.
Eugene Field
(1850 – 1895) American writer
Acting
Reviews/Criticism
“King Lear”
Theater
Shut up Arnold, or I’ll direct this play the way you wrote it!
John Dexter
(1925 – 1990) English theatre, opera & film director
Entertainment
Theater
To dramatist Arnold Wesker
You can make a killing in the theater, but not a living.
Robert Anderson
(1917 – 2009) American playwright, screenwriter & theater producer
Entertainment
Theater
She took her curtain calls as though she has just been un-nailed from the cross.
Noel Coward
(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
Reviews/Criticism
Curtain calls
On Edith Evans
Theater
My life has a superb cast but I can’t figure out the plot.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Life
Cast
Plot
Theater
The only thing I didn’t like about
The Barretts of Wimpole Street
was the play.
Dorothy Parker
(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
Reviews/Criticism
“Barretts of Wimpole Street”
Theater
There was laughter at the back of the theater, leading to the belief that someone was telling jokes back there.
George S. Kaufman
(1889 – 1961) Am. playwright, theater director & producer & humorist
Entertainment
On a poorly received Broadway comedy
Theater
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