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Tolerance
Tolerance: That uncomfortable feeling that the other fellow might be right after all.
Anonymous
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Tolerance
Tolerance: Another word for indifference.
Anonymous
Characteristics
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Tolerance
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Characteristics
Annoyance
Good example
Tolerance
New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
James Agate
(1877 – 1947) British diarist & critic
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Tolerance
Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there.
Franklin Jones
(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
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Tolerance