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Tomorrow
Tomorrow: What always comes but never arrives.
Anonymous
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Tomorrow
Plan to be spontaneous… tomorrow.
Anonymous
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Tomorrow
The future will be better tomorrow.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
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Tomorrow
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
Dr. Laurence J. Peter
(1919 – 1990) educator & writer
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Tomorrow
Tomorrow: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
Anonymous
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Tomorrow
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
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Procrastination
Tomorrow