Keyword: Tools

The probability of arriving at the job site without a needed tool or with the wrong hardware are directly proportional with the square of the travel distance.
Corollary: You will always have what you need when the job is next to your shop.

Murphy’s Laws Things Work

1. Other people’s tools work only in other people’s yards. 2. Fancy gizmos don’t work. 3. If nobody uses it, there’s a reason. 4. You get the most of what you need the least.

Murphy’s Laws

You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape; if it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40, if it moves and shouldn’t, use the tape.

Things

Give a small boy a hammer and he will find that everything he encounters needs pounding.

Murphy’s Laws Things

Any tool when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner of the workshop.

Murphy’s Laws Places Things

On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first strike your toes.

Murphy’s Laws

Any tool dropped while repairing an automobile will roll under the car to the vehicle's exact geographic center.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

When working on a project, if you put away a tool that you're certain you're finished with, you will need it instantly.

Murphy’s Laws Things Time

The one wrench or drill bit you need will be the one missing from the tool chest.

Murphy’s Laws

When the need arises, the tool or object closest to you becomes a hammer.

Murphy’s Laws

Any tool dropped while repairing an automobile will roll beneath the vehicle to its exact centre.

Autos Murphy’s Laws

You need only two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape: if it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40; if it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape.

(1945 – ) Canadian comedian & actor
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