Keyword: Trouble

When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.

Problems Situations

No matter which book you need, it's on the bottom shelf.

Books Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.


Memory Murphy’s Laws People Problems Situations

An unexpectedly easy-to-handle sequence of events will be immediately followed by an equally long sequence of trouble.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Beware of the physician who is great at getting out of trouble.

Doctors Health Murphy’s Laws

Now I don’t have to tell you good folks what’s been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. The time has come to act, and act fast – I’m leaving.

(1916 –1976) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Never go out to meet trouble; if you will just sit still, nine cases out of ten someone will intercept it before it reaches you.

(1872 – 1933) 30th U.S. president
Problems

Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender.

author
Husbands Marriage Problems

With extremely few exceptions, nothing is worth the trouble.

Murphy’s Laws

There seems to be some perverse human characteristic that likes to make easy things difficult.

(1930 – ) financier & investment businessman
Characteristics Problems

All of the troubles that some people have in life is that which they married into.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor
Marriage Problems

I saw a license plate yesterday that said 'I Miss New York,' so I smashed their window and stole their radio.

(1962 – ) American actor & comedian
New York City Places Problems

Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender.

Husbands Marriage

The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one is.

1867 – 1931) English novelist
Failure Problems

Things are gradually falling into place on top of me.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Problems Self

The number one thing about trouble is… don't get into more.

American professional golfer
Golf Problems Sports

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball Yogi-isms

The fools in this world make about as much trouble as the wicked do.

(1818 – 1885) humorist
Fools Intelligence

Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.

Men People

Up the creek without a saddle.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops Situations

The only thing God didn't do to Job was give him a computer.

(1907 – 1989) American writer
Beliefs Computers God Things