Keyword: Trouble

Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.

Men People

I saw a license plate yesterday that said 'I Miss New York,' so I smashed their window and stole their radio.

(1962 – ) American actor & comedian
New York City Places Problems

Now I don’t have to tell you good folks what’s been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. The time has come to act, and act fast – I’m leaving.

(1916 –1976) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.

Problems Situations

Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river.

Communication Insults Murphy’s Laws

With extremely few exceptions, nothing is worth the trouble.

Murphy’s Laws

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.


Memory Murphy’s Laws People Problems Situations

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball Yogi-isms

Trouble strikes in series of threes, but when working around the house the next job after a series of three is not the fourth job – it's the start of a brand new series of three.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Work

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

We seem to have unleased a hornet's nest.

Malaprops Situations

This isn’t life in the fast lane, it’s life in the oncoming traffic.

(1948 – ) English novelist
Life

Things are gradually falling into place on top of me.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Problems Self

Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Characteristics Problems

No matter which book you need, it's on the bottom shelf.

Books Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

The number one thing about trouble is… don't get into more.

American professional golfer
Golf Problems Sports

The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one is.

1867 – 1931) English novelist
Failure Problems

An unexpectedly easy-to-handle sequence of events will be immediately followed by an equally long sequence of trouble.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Up the creek without a saddle.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops Situations

Sex: The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

(1882 – 1942) American actor
Problems Sex Time

I don't look to jump over seven-foot bars: I look around for one-foot bars that I can step over.

(1930 – ) financier & investment businessman
Problems