Keyword: Trouble

The fools in this world make about as much trouble as the wicked do.

(1818 – 1885) humorist
Fools Intelligence

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball Yogi-isms

I don't look to jump over seven-foot bars: I look around for one-foot bars that I can step over.

(1930 – ) financier & investment businessman
Problems

We seem to have unleased a hornet's nest.

Malaprops Situations

Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.

Men People

The number one thing about trouble is… don't get into more.

American professional golfer
Golf Problems Sports

With extremely few exceptions, nothing is worth the trouble.

Murphy’s Laws

I saw a license plate yesterday that said 'I Miss New York,' so I smashed their window and stole their radio.

(1962 – ) American actor & comedian
New York City Places Problems

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Problems Situations

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

There seems to be some perverse human characteristic that likes to make easy things difficult.

(1930 – ) financier & investment businessman
Characteristics Problems

Trouble strikes in series of threes, but when working around the house the next job after a series of three is not the fourth job – it's the start of a brand new series of three.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Work

Never go out to meet trouble; if you will just sit still, nine cases out of ten someone will intercept it before it reaches you.

(1872 – 1933) 30th U.S. president
Problems

Sex: The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

(1882 – 1942) American actor
Problems Sex Time

This isn’t life in the fast lane, it’s life in the oncoming traffic.

(1948 – ) English novelist
Life

When in trouble, obfuscate.

Murphy’s Laws

No matter which book you need, it's on the bottom shelf.

Books Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

Beware of the physician who is great at getting out of trouble.

Doctors Health Murphy’s Laws

Pass some words

Miscellaneous

Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender.

author
Husbands Marriage Problems

When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.

Problems Situations