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Keyword:
Trouble
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Pass some words
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A quarrel
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Trouble
When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.
Anonymous
Problems
Situations
Ears
Mouth
Trouble
We seem to have
unleased
a hornet's nest.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Situations
Trouble
With extremely few exceptions, nothing is worth the trouble.
Epstein's Axiom
Murphy’s Laws
Trouble
I don't look to jump over seven-foot bars: I look around for one-foot bars that I can step over.
Warren Buffett
(1930 – ) financier & investment businessman
Problems
Trouble
Beware of the physician who is great at getting out of trouble.
Matz's Warning
Doctors
Health
Murphy’s Laws
Trouble
When your head is in the bear's mouth, it is not the time to be smacking him on the nose.
Anonymous
Communication
Problems
Criticism
Trouble
I saw a license plate yesterday that said 'I Miss New York,' so I smashed their window and stole their radio.
Craig Anton
(1962 – ) American actor & comedian
New York City
Places
Problems
Trouble
Never go out to meet trouble; if you will just sit still, nine cases out of ten someone will intercept it before it reaches you.
Calvin Coolidge
(1872 – 1933) 30th U.S. president
Problems
Trouble
No matter which book you need, it's on the bottom shelf.
London's Law of Libraries
Books
Communication
Murphy’s Laws
Reading/Writing
Libraries
Trouble
The only thing God didn't do to Job was give him a computer.
I.F. Stone
(1907 – 1989) American writer
Beliefs
Computers
God
Things
Job
Trouble
Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.
Frank ‘Kin’ Hubbard
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Characteristics
Problems
Depression
Trouble
Never underestimate a child’s ability to get into more trouble.
Martin Mull
(1943 – ) comedian & actor
Children
Family
Trouble
Now I don’t have to tell you good folks what’s been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. The time has come to act, and act fast –
I’m
leaving.
Liam Dunn
(1916 –1976) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes
As Reverend Johnson in “Blazing Saddles”
Trouble
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