Keyword: Trouble (Page 2)

Never go out to meet trouble; if you will just sit still, nine cases out of ten someone will intercept it before it reaches you.

(1872 – 1933) 30th U.S. president
Problems

Beware of the physician who is great at getting out of trouble.

Doctors Health Murphy’s Laws

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Problems Situations

I saw a license plate yesterday that said 'I Miss New York,' so I smashed their window and stole their radio.

(1962 – ) American actor & comedian
New York City Places Problems

Now I don’t have to tell you good folks what’s been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. The time has come to act, and act fast – I’m leaving.

(1916 –1976) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

No matter which book you need, it's on the bottom shelf.

Books Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

The number one thing about trouble is… don't get into more.

American professional golfer
Golf Problems Sports

Pass some words

Miscellaneous

This isn’t life in the fast lane, it’s life in the oncoming traffic.

(1948 – ) English novelist
Life

Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender.

Husbands Marriage

Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.

Men People

Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender.

author
Husbands Marriage Problems

The fools in this world make about as much trouble as the wicked do.

(1818 – 1885) humorist
Fools Intelligence

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball Yogi-isms