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The number one thing about trouble is… don't get into more.
Dave Stockton
American professional golfer
Golf
Problems
Sports
Trouble
Beware of the physician who is great at getting out of trouble.
Matz's Warning
Doctors
Health
Murphy’s Laws
Trouble
An unexpectedly easy-to-handle sequence of events will be immediately followed by an equally long sequence of trouble.
Phelps's Law of Retributive Statistics
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Trouble
Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.
Frank ‘Kin’ Hubbard
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Characteristics
Problems
Depression
Trouble
With extremely few exceptions, nothing is worth the trouble.
Epstein's Axiom
Murphy’s Laws
Trouble
No matter which book you need, it's on the bottom shelf.
London's Law of Libraries
Books
Communication
Murphy’s Laws
Reading/Writing
Libraries
Trouble
Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
Boehm's 2nd Law of Assistance
Memory
Murphy’s Laws
People
Problems
Situations
Trouble
Up the creek without a
saddle.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Situations
Paddle
Trouble
The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one is.
Enoch Arnold Bennett
1867 – 1931) English novelist
Failure
Problems
Ruts
Trouble
Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
Anonymous
Men
People
Testicles
Tires
Trouble
Woman's Rule of Thumb
Pass some words
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A quarrel
A spat
Other expressions
Trouble
The fools in this world make about as much trouble as the wicked do.
Josh Billings
(1818 – 1885) humorist
Fools
Intelligence
Evil
Trouble
Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Trouble
All of the troubles that some people have in life is that which they married into.
Edgar Watson Howe
(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor
Marriage
Problems
Trouble
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