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Keyword:
Trouble
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The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball
Yogi-isms
Teams
Trouble
The number one thing about trouble is… don't get into more.
Dave Stockton
American professional golfer
Golf
Problems
Sports
Trouble
Beware of the physician who is great at getting out of trouble.
Matz's Warning
Doctors
Health
Murphy’s Laws
Trouble
The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one is.
Enoch Arnold Bennett
1867 – 1931) English novelist
Failure
Problems
Ruts
Trouble
Trouble strikes in series of threes, but when working around the house the next job after a series of three is not the fourth job – it's the start of a brand new series of three.
Avery's Rule of Three
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Work
Trouble
Now I don’t have to tell you good folks what’s been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. The time has come to act, and act fast –
I’m
leaving.
Liam Dunn
(1916 –1976) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes
As Reverend Johnson in “Blazing Saddles”
Trouble
Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender.
Mary Buckley
Husbands
Marriage
Hot water
Trouble
Up the creek without a
saddle.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Situations
Paddle
Trouble
All of the troubles that some people have in life is that which they married into.
Edgar Watson Howe
(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor
Marriage
Problems
Trouble
Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender.
Mary Buckley
author
Husbands
Marriage
Problems
Hot water
Trouble
Pass some words
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A quarrel
A spat
Other expressions
Trouble
The only thing God didn't do to Job was give him a computer.
I.F. Stone
(1907 – 1989) American writer
Beliefs
Computers
God
Things
Job
Trouble
An unexpectedly easy-to-handle sequence of events will be immediately followed by an equally long sequence of trouble.
Phelps's Law of Retributive Statistics
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Trouble
With extremely few exceptions, nothing is worth the trouble.
Epstein's Axiom
Murphy’s Laws
Trouble
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