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Keyword:
Trouble
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The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one is.
Enoch Arnold Bennett
1867 – 1931) English novelist
Failure
Problems
Ruts
Trouble
Never underestimate a child’s ability to get into more trouble.
Martin Mull
(1943 – ) comedian & actor
Children
Family
Trouble
Never go out to meet trouble; if you will just sit still, nine cases out of ten someone will intercept it before it reaches you.
Calvin Coolidge
(1872 – 1933) 30th U.S. president
Problems
Trouble
We seem to have
unleased
a hornet's nest.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Situations
Trouble
Things are gradually falling into place on top of me.
Ashleigh Brilliant
(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Problems
Self
Trouble
The number one thing about trouble is… don't get into more.
Dave Stockton
American professional golfer
Golf
Problems
Sports
Trouble
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
Frank ‘Kin’ Hubbard
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Problems
Situations
Bury the hatchet
Trouble
An unexpectedly easy-to-handle sequence of events will be immediately followed by an equally long sequence of trouble.
Phelps's Law of Retributive Statistics
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Trouble
Up the creek without a
saddle.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Situations
Paddle
Trouble
When your head is in the bear's mouth, it is not the time to be smacking him on the nose.
Anonymous
Communication
Problems
Criticism
Trouble
Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender.
Mary Buckley
author
Husbands
Marriage
Problems
Hot water
Trouble
Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
Anonymous
Men
People
Testicles
Tires
Trouble
Woman's Rule of Thumb
Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
Boehm's 2nd Law of Assistance
Memory
Murphy’s Laws
People
Problems
Situations
Trouble
Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender.
Mary Buckley
Husbands
Marriage
Hot water
Trouble
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