Keyword: Trust

Trust everybody – but cut the cards.

(1867 – 1936) author & humorist

You can’t trust water: even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.

(1867 – 1936) author & humorist

On one issue, at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

Once the trust goes out of a relationship, it’s really no fun lying to them anymore.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.

Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

I wouldn't trust him with my bargepole.

When a man tells me he’s going to put all his cards on the table, I always look up his sleeve.

(1893 – 1957) British politician

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director

There's a huge trust; I see it all the time when people come up to me and say, 'I don't want you to let me down again.’

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president

I would not trust him with a ten foot pole.

Experience teaches you that the man who looks you straight in the eye, particularly if he adds a firm handshake, is hiding something.

(1904 – 1999) author, editor, radio host

I never trust a man unless I've got his pecker in my pocket.

(1908 – 1973) 36th U.S. president

It's as if a guy drove me into a ditch and said, 'Don't worry, I know how to drive us out of this.'

(1962 – ) American political satirist, writer, television host & comedian