Keyword: Umbrella

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Money

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it rains.

(1874 – 1963) American poet
Money Science/Weather

Umbrella: A movable roof.

Definitions Things

Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Men People Things

Umbrella: A shelter for one and a shower for two.

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I like to imagine the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the ‘brella’, but he hesitated.

comedian
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