Keyword: Vacations

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.

(1927 – ) magician & comedy writer
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I’ve just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday; I’ll tell you what… never again.

(1967 – ) English actor, writer & comedian
Activities Time

When packing for a vacation, take half as much clothing and twice as much money.

Clothing Money Murphy’s Laws

A vacation frequently means that the family goes away for a rest, accompanied by mother, who sees that the others get it.

writer
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A family vacation is when you go away with the people you need to get away from.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
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When properly administered, vacations do not diminish productivity: for every week you're away and get nothing done, there's another week when your boss is away and you get twice as much done.

Murphy’s Laws Work

The time to enjoy a European trip is about three weeks after unpacking.

(1866 – 1944) American writer, newspaper columnist, playwright & humorist
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