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Value
Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
Bob Wells
(1966 – ) American magazine editor
Individuals
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Value
I paid too much for it, but it’s worth it.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
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Value
That ain't worth the powder to blow it to hell.
Country expression
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Value
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The chance of the bread falling with the butter side down is directly proportional to the value of the carpet.
Jennings' Corollary to the Law of Selective Gravity
Food/Drink
Murphy’s Laws
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Butter
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Value
Price: Value, plus a reasonable sum for the wear and tear of conscience in demanding it.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Conscience
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Value
A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it.
Alfred Hitchcock
(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer
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Value
Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.
Mignon McLaughlin
(1913 – 1983) journalist & author
Money
Murphy’s Laws
Things
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Value
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.
Murphy's Constant
Murphy’s Laws
Damage
Value