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Vice president
As for that VP talk all the time, I’ll tell you, I still can’t answer that question until somebody answers for me what is it exactly that the VP does every day?
Sarah Palin
(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author
Government
Misspokements
Vice president
One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is ‘to be prepared.’
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
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Vice president
All you need to be the Vice President is a blue suit and a pulse… and Dick Cheney has shown that you don’t even need the pulse.
Jay Leno
(1950 – ) comedian & television host
Government
Dick Cheney
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Vice president
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
Johnny Carson
(1925 – 2005) television host
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Vice president