Keyword: Violence

I’d like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games; it’d be called ‘Really Busy Hospital.’

(1973 – ) American comedian

What’s all this talk I’ve been hearing about violins on television?’

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress

Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by committee meetings.

(1941 – ) columnist, commentator & editor

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns.

Hockey is figure skating in a war zone

You cannot turn on your television without seeing them, although sometimes you have to hunt around.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of the NHL playoff series

(1966 – ) American journalist & novelist