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Violence
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Proverb
Conflict
Proverbs
Violence
Hockey is figure skating in a war zone
Unknown
Hockey
Sports
Violence
What’s all this talk I’ve been hearing about
violins
on television?’
Gilda Radner
(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Emily Litella on “Saturday Night Live”
Violence
By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of the NHL playoff series
Steve Rushin
(1966 – ) American journalist & novelist
Conflict
Hockey
Sports
Violence
You cannot turn on your television without seeing them, although sometimes you have to hunt around.
Dave Barry
(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Conflict
Entertainment
Sex
Television
Violence
I’d like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games; it’d be called ‘Really Busy Hospital.’
Demetri Martin
(1973 – ) American comedian
Activities
Games
Video games
Violence
Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by committee meetings.
George Will
(1941 – ) columnist, commentator & editor
Football
Sports
Meetings
Violence
I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.
Alfred Hitchcock
(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer
Entertainment
Film
Health
Sore throats
Violence
Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns.
Baseball
Basketball
Football
Hockey
Sports
Violence