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Virginity
Virginity is a balloon in the carnival of life, that vanishes with the first prick.
Anonymous
Sex
Virginity
I lost my virginity so late, that when it finally happened, I wasn’t so much deflowered as deadheaded.
Holly Walsh
(1980 – ) English comedian & writer
Sex
Virginity
I didn’t lose my virginity until I was twenty-six… nineteen vaginally, but twenty-six what my boyfriend calls “the real way.”
Sarah Silverman
(1970 – ) American comedian, writer & actress
Sex
Virginity
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
George Carlin
(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
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Virginity
Losing my virginity was a career move.
Madonna (Ciccone)
(1958 – ) American singer, actress & entrepreneur
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Virginity
The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Virginity