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Waiting
There is something wrong when you wait in line thirty minutes to get a hamburger that was cooked for ninety seconds an hour ago.
Lewis Grizzard Jr.
(1946 – 1994) writer & humorist
Food/Drink
Time
Hamburgers
Restaurants
Waiting
The opposite of talking isn't listening; the opposite of talking is waiting.
Fran Lebowitz
(1950 – ) writer & humorist
Communication
Conversation
Speech
Listening
Waiting
My dad told me, ‘Anything worth having is worth waiting for.’ I waited until I was fifteen.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
(1917 – 2016) Hungarian-born American actress
Sex
Waiting
If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life.
Oscar Wilde
(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Time
Waiting
He has me sitting on pins and
cushions
waiting.
Jane Sherwood Ace
(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Misspokements
Situations
Needles
Waiting
I took a course in speed waiting… now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.
Rod Schmidt
Learning
Time
Waiting
For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush, rush, rush, we spend an enormous amount of time standing around in line in front of windows, just waiting.
Robert Benchley
(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist
America
Places
Waiting