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Weddings
At American weddings, the quality of food is inversely proportional to the social position of the bride and the groom.
Calvin Trillin
(1935 – ) columnist, journalist & novelist
Food/Drink
Weddings
Throwing rice at a wedding is a tradition… unless it’s an Asian couple, then it’s a hate crime.
Shawn Pearlman
comedian
Marriage
Race
Throwing rice
Weddings
A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
Eddie Cantor
(1892 – 1964) singer, dancer, comedian, actor & songwriter
Death
Marriage
Funerals
Weddings
All weddings, except those with shotguns in evidence, are wonderful.
Liz Smith
(1923 – ) American journalist & gossip columnist
Marriage
Weddings
The length of a marriage is inversely proportional to the amount spent on the wedding.
Thom's Law of Marital Bliss
Marriage
Money
Murphy’s Laws
Time
Weddings
I was the best man at the wedding; if I'm the best man, why is she marrying him?
Jerry Seinfeld
(1954 – ) comedian & television actor
Marriage
Best man
Weddings