Keyword: Wife

Wife: A former sweetheart.

Definitions Marriage

Three weeks ago, she learned how to drive; last week she learned how to aim it.

(1906 – 1998) English-born American comedian
Activities Autos Driving Things

Woody: Hey Mr. Peterson, there’s a cold one waiting for you.

Norm: I know, if she calls, I’m not here.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

I’ve wanted to have a baby for about five years, but she wants one forever.

(1968 – ) English comedian & actor
Family