Keyword: Wind

No matter which direction you start it’s always against the wind coming back.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

No matter which way you ride, it's uphill and against the wind.

Murphy’s Laws

No matter how strong the breeze when you leave the dock, once you have reached the furthest point from port the wind will die.

Murphy’s Laws Sports

It's an ill will that blows when you leave the hairdresser.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Problems Situations

The cigarette smoke always drifts in the direction of the non-smoker regardless of the direction of the breeze.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Situations

Wind: Weather on the go.

Definitions Science/Weather

The wind always seems to blow against catchers when they’re running.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball Yogi-isms

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.

(1943 – ) American attorney, journalist, writer, reporter & television host
Work

The older you get the stronger the wind gets… and it's always in your face.

(1940 – ) professional golfer
Golf Sports

The wind doesn't bother me. I'm in the U.S. Senate.

(1923 – ) U.S. senator (Kansas) & presidential candidate
Congress Government

The amount of wind will vary inversely with the number and experience of the people you take on board.

Murphy’s Laws Sports

Wind velocity increases directly with the cost of the hairdo.

Hair Murphy’s Laws

The older you get the stronger the wind gets… and it's always in your face.

(1940 – ) professional golfer
Golf Old Science/Weather Sports

When the ducks are walking, you know it is too windy to be playing golf.

American professional golfer
Golf Science/Weather Sports