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Window
I was getting dressed and a peeping Tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade.
Joan Rivers
(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
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Window
I play the harmonica, but only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.
Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
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Window
Window: A looking-out glass.
Anonymous
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Window
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open.
Ogden Nash
(1902 – 1971) American humorist & poet
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Window
I was born by Caesarean section, but you really can't tell… except that when I leave my house, I always go out the window.
Rod Schmidt
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Window
Would you raise that winder down! I'm freezin' my tail off!
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Window